Sorry Guys

People of the world, I’m sorry I’ve not posted anything in a while. I’ve just had so much going on. I promis I will write more often.

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What to do every day of the week

Ok, what  we are going to do is you can do these things to show how dedicated you are to my site.

Monday: Eat one meal of cow

Tuesday: wear a hot pink shirt

Wednesday: put a raw egg in  a bowl, shell and all

Thursday: pick a strand of hair off your head and burn it

Friday: scream t.g.i.f. on the top of your lungs to the world

Saturday: watch america’s funniest home videos

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Some good advise from Melvel

  1. bean bag chairs are better than couches
  2. you can only be as crazy as me  if you read my how to be crazy manual. coming soon
  3. pigs make good friends
  4. cats like to cheat on you
  5. lalalalalalalalalalalalala
  6. eat fried eggs, they are brain food
  7. don’t say awesomesause, it’s my thing, even before the ad
  8. I LOVE SWINGSETS
  9. don’t forget to skip school on tuesdays.
  10. ALWAYS remember my advice

MY WIFE

my wife is  a cat named sir Wiskers. We are in love. I get mad when she poops on the floor and I have to clean it up. We fight a lot. she always wants to spend all of my money I make on cat toys and kitty litter. I don’t see why she can’t use the toilet like a civilized human being.memelvel