People of the world, I’m sorry I’ve not posted anything in a while. I’ve just had so much going on. I promis I will write more often.
- #stuffed animals
- #toy doctor
- #orange juice
- #Melvel Dewey
Ok, what we are going to do is you can do these things to show how dedicated you are to my site.
Monday: Eat one meal of cow
Tuesday: wear a hot pink shirt
Wednesday: put a raw egg in a bowl, shell and all
Thursday: pick a strand of hair off your head and burn it
Friday: scream t.g.i.f. on the top of your lungs to the world
Saturday: watch america’s funniest home videos
- bean bag chairs are better than couches
- you can only be as crazy as me if you read my how to be crazy manual. coming soon
- pigs make good friends
- cats like to cheat on you
- eat fried eggs, they are brain food
- don’t say awesomesause, it’s my thing, even before the ad
- I LOVE SWINGSETS
- don’t forget to skip school on tuesdays.
- ALWAYS remember my advice
my wife is a cat named sir Wiskers. We are in love. I get mad when she poops on the floor and I have to clean it up. We fight a lot. she always wants to spend all of my money I make on cat toys and kitty litter. I don’t see why she can’t use the toilet like a civilized human being.